I’m weird. And socially awkward. And loud. I like making people uncomfortable because I think it’s funny. I sing randomly. I dance terribly. I make wildly inappropriate jokes (not always with the best timing). I laugh when I’m nervous sometimes. I slouch. I pick at my nails when I’m anxious (which is always). I have problems hearing sometimes. I’m painfully self-conscious. When I get embarrassed, I blush way more than it should be possible for any human to blush. I’m freakishly pale year round. I’m a total nerd. I’m kinda lazy. I’ll correct your grammar. I much prefer staying in and just hanging out to going out on dates. Sometimes I fall down when I’m standing still (and I also trip a lot).
If you can put up with all that, I’m yours.